2:52

Safe house. SAHM attitude is back. Bauer wants out. He's not so into the don't trust anyone. Tony and Bill are about five minutes short of going Fox Mulder. Then again, not so sure about trusting Hillary. She's looking for Mr. POTUS, and has some lamps to throw.

Here's going to be a interesting phone call. Of course he's alright and even if he wasn't, yelling it won't help him. Yeah, that's going to happen a private conversation with the President. Only Mr. POTUS gets to go off the grid.

Geeze, that gal is so....chick like. I have a secret, I'm going to tell my bff. Oh, Tony doesn't want in. Cuz he did some bad things. He's going to go black again....or is it bad? Jack the word of a dead guy's not going to hold up.

So there was an APB out for Mr. POTUS....and the cops still aren't there. Oh wait, this is DC. Knocking on the door, It's TONY...who's a black female now. So never mind. Oh, not only is he a barbarian, he's a cad. Standing the poor gal up.....shocking. She's going to go all diary of a mad black woman on him. Jack Bauer won't have anything on her.

2:42

Hillary, disaster averted, Mr. Potus still MIA. Just another day in the life. Extreme Terror Color Vivid Elmo RED. Chief of Staff sick of babysitting, especially when he loses his charge. And he's fruity as a loop. And MIA. How do you not understand this Hillary......he's AWOL. If someone checks his last known stop, this should last a whole two minutes.

BUT, if big bad evil agent interferes. Oh wait Mr. POTUS can defy gravity. But fiance can't defy knives. And drunken stooper dude can't hold of bbea. But can reason with him. What now Barbarian is involved. What a soap opera. And I think bbea was in die harded. I can see why, similar scrips and all.

2:32

He's dead Jim. Well not yet, but he's giving his final hurah as we speak. Thanks for the super advice Ratafalo. Dude, you just now thought of a rescue team.

Hmm...is Red the mole. Nah, in cahoots with SAHM. Oh, Prime Minister is on fire and he is ticked. Oops, other dude. He's a creep. That's ok, Jack Bauer shoots wives in knees in front of husbands. Here come the police. When seconds count, the police are minutes away.

Murderous barbarian is out free. And no one knows why. Bet you wish you had those wire taps now. Philandering Weirdo should be shot. I'm mean if their going to shoot Milo, the least the could do is kill this guy off. Ratafalo is still smarting from the intellectual smack down from SAHM.

Waste of time. No one cares that Ratafalo has feelings. We want to know if she will bleed when shot....preferably soon.

1. Rumor has it that Morris will be making an appearance. Which begs the question, where's 24's first baby? If SAHM (Clohe) is in the back of creepy pervert van......where's the baby. There should be extra points if Baby is strapped to Morris in some sort of carrier.

2:18...

Guarneerm who's come a long way, Mr. POTUS is still MIA, dang after the Clinton years you think they would have refined those GPS systems. Oddly enough, creepy secret service agent is a throw back to Air Force One, played by another 24 alum. Meanwhile, chemical plant meltdowns suck.....

Jack's extra pounds not coming in handy at the moment. We have to hurry, not we're running out of time. Still no points. This scene is still so season four.

Philandering Weirdo..how does his hair stay like that. Did you flash the memory cards? Yes and I also reset the circuit breakers. Ratafallo not offering any helpful advice...don't call me honey, good thing she doesn't work for the WH press corp. Then it would be sweetie. Suicide mission....here we go. So season two. And we have instantaneous death. Good while it lasted.

There's a problem. Oh look, hidden survalence camera. That's great. You can hide the camera but can't lock the freakin' door. Let's take the ipod and run.

Oh, bad choice for a suicide mission. Ten seconds later, everything's hunky doorey. Give me the c-4. Admit it, you want to be able to really say that.

Kill counter off the hook. Red takes out Ben. Lots of shooting, lots of computers being destroyed. SAHM is going to be heartbroken. So the IPOD's destroyed, Prime Minster safe....ugh. Looks like it's going to be lots of story filler. One armed Russians wandering under docks.....not good.

Still learning the laptop......

OK Motobu all high and mighty, Prime Minister all high and mighty. Back and forth...dude don't refuse anything while your wife is next to you. You can start refering to her as Mrs. Leverage. Dead Americans lying in the street, just another day in DC. The Dude should have checked out crime statistics before threatening.

Anyone else thing Buchannon looks a bit old to be dressed up in swat gear. Yeah Red, that was way too easy. And Tony needs to shut his mouth. And she's up the stairwell. And it's not locked.

And they're in the building. Jack kill counter ready to go.....scary to say, these guys are years are away from an actual raid.....hope they don't shoot each other or anything. At what point are they getting too old for this.

Yeah, the ceiling. That's secure. Nice second thought Mr. Prime Minister. And good for you lady for having such confidence in Jack...does the name Berhuus mean anything to you.

Philandering Weirdo is freaking out...about to break this thing wide open. Ratafalo on the phone. So this is 2am....the day began about 9am. Seriously looking like there's going to be a season six type filler for some five hours.

AHHHHH TERRORIST ATTACK!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, Bet you wished we waterboarded now Ratafalo. And you are all cooked. RUN!!! WITH GAS MASKS. Cue the FBI close family who lives in the area....tragic death approaching.

The guy who killed himself in Dead Poet's Society is washing dishes. Jack Bauer doesn't do dishes....

Previously on 24....gal's still President and blind as a bat. Her husband still can't defeat gravity. The dead fiance is going to be a tough one to sell to Madame President.

Deranged Renee boytoy...yelling. He's going to be pissed when Renee makes out with Jack.

Tony's still hot
and a good guy

Jack just killed a bunch of people, but that was last week so doesn't matter to the kill counter. Ohio is sayanoara

The following takes place 2am 3am

Weirdo and boytoy are talking about how to hide from ratfaralo. She does know that this is now her day job? Philandering weirdo...still there,

Hillary, oops I mean the other gal wants her hubby home. Nothing has changed. Agent is AWOL...well actually DOA. Lots of people are going to die....just another day.Boytoy is freaking out,

So here's where Motobu is. Looks suspiciously like where Marwan hung out in season four. He melted down a couple nuclear power plants too....spring for some new sets and storylines ya'll.

The following takes place......I can't remember. I'll get back to you!

Tonight is the first 24 liveblogging from your truly!

To rehash.....The Jack Kill Counter

Killing someone----1 point
Killing someone with bare hands-----5 points
Killing two people at once-----3 points

Dammit-------1 points
We're running out of time-----3

Torturing someone----5 points
Torturing the wrong person----- -5 points

Sightings of the Keifcase, not to be confused with the Jack-sack,------10 points.

I'm no fan of Richard Williamson. This much is obvious. The guy's a kook, and that's being nice. So it comes as no surprise that he has missed the boat when in comes the the merciful lifting of the excommunications by Benedict. Of course, he missed the boat because he refused to get on it. Boats are a bit too modern for this dude.

Oddly enough, he finds time to rail against Rome, decry the TSA (he might have a point on that one) and do the troofer dance about the facts of 9-11. Yet, he does not raise his voice for the unborn. One of the most important elections this nation ever faced, and nary a word. Perhaps he didn't want to be seen on the side of Rome. Just struck me as funny.

Someone who might just get on the Bark of Peter, swim the Tiber or whatever you might want to say, is none other than Fellay. Which I must admit stuns me. He properly gave Williamson the smack down he deserved and apologized to the Holy Father. Wonders never cease. But grace does seem to have permeated this situation.

What can I say? The whole juggling act isn't something I do well. While my heart is as a blogger, well reality is that I am a homeschool mother of three, who also works part time. But there's just so much going on, I can't keep all my thoughts to myself.

First of all, melt the phone lines!!!! The Generational Theft Act of 2009 is on it's way. And the public is angry. My brave, wonderful senators have turned off their phone lines. This is the message that Ed Morrisey readers are sending:

if you bankrupt America with this disastrous billIf you destroy America by forcing my children into abject poverty, if you destroy the constitution of the United States of America, we will hold all democrats responsible for this
fiasco.

They are hearing the message, time will tell if they will comprehend it. Things didn't look so possible with the immigration bill. But here we are. And we must keep the focus on 2010.

As Rush says "Ignorance is our most expensive commodity."

Nothing says hope a change like a bully. Especially if the bully is a teacher and she is attacking a student. Especially if the student is the daughter of a solider serving the country in Iraq.

The student's crime....supporting John McCain. She was reduced to tears as her teacher berated her and demanded to know why she wanted her daddy to stay in Iraq for 100 years. So not only is the teacher a bully, she's an idiot.

Yup, hope and change.....thanks a ton lord merciful Barack.

Here are some short updates.

Red State is compiling a list of the weaselly McCain staffers who are smearing Sarah. Aptly named Operation Leper. There's a growing movement from McCain donors demanding their money back due to Mac's silence concerning the smears. At this point, the campaign is agree to refunds. I call the RNC headquarters and told them not to come looking for money from me again. If I have money, it's going to Sarah's election fund.

Rahm Emmanuel, the Great Merciful One's chief of staff, doesn't pay property tax. His home is the office of the Rahn Emmanuel and Amy Rule Charitable Foundation, which donates money to their children's school. And that's about it. I donate money to my kids school, which is also based in my home. I gotta look into this.

People gathered outside the Great and Merciful One's Illinois office demanding money. Didn't take long now did it? Except they actually did work for this money. The campaign's response? The check's in the mail.

Michelle Obama's dress has now been more vetted than her great and merciful husband.

The First Dog is attacking the media.

The Onion is drawing attention to a serious issue affecting hundreds in the country.

An Open Letter to John McCain.

Dear John McCain,

Thank you. Thank you for giving me so many reasons to not mourn your loss. The disgusting behavior of your campaign staff shows how petty and small minded the people you surround yourself with are. In your rush to be loved by the media again, behavior reminiscent of a battered woman, your staffers have engaged in a campaign of vicious smears, lies and juvenile behavior. Your true character shines through, as does your running mate's.

Where are you? What kind of leadership are you providing? You said during your concession speech that the fault was yours, you lost the election. (Damn right, by the way) So what's with the Sarah trashing? Why? What's the point? Take your loss like a man!

Let's assume for a minute that ever little thing your staffers say about her is true. (Not that I believe that for a minute) But let's say that. SO WHAT? Sarah is a bright light in the Republican party, you saw the crowds she drew, you saw the money she brought in. So why would you stab her in the back? Why would you try to destroy one of our best hopes for the future? Dude, you're 72. You are old. You are not the future. I have years left in this country, my children have years left. You might be able to retreat to one of you seven houses, but we still have to live and work in this country for decades. We would like the option of Sarah in the future. So why would you so arrogantly take her away from us, especially with such nasty, slimy attacks. You were quick to denounce the South Carolina Republican Party for their ads that showed Jeremiah Wright. Your silence on Sarah is deafening. And screams volumes about your character.

You do so love to work with Democrats. So try learning something from them. Look at how they behaved after the 2000 and 2004 elections. They closed ranks around themselves and blamed everyone but themselves for their losses. Would it kill you to defend Sarah with half the passion they exhibited?

Sarah has shown her class, she laughs off the attacks from her own party. She speaks well of you “I love him…I honor him.” Well sir, will you step up with the dignity that Sarah has constantly shown through this campaign? You made clear your anger at tactics allegedly from the Bush campaign during the 2000 primary. Well, you have one upped them. She stepped up and helped you immensely. And this is how you thank her.

And this is how you thank those of us who worked for you and voted for you.

This email is circulating the web. It's been sent to most major papers, here's hoping someone, somewhere reads it and takes it to heart.

THANK YOU, Republicans…
I want to take this time to thank the Republicans for the many things they have provided us in the recent past, and for what we have to look forward to over the next 4 years. I know with the backbone you have shown over the last six years, we can only expect to further prosper in the future.

Thank you, at the State and Federal level, for your continued fight to federalize education and create the 18-40 year olds who just voted in the last election. Your commitment to providing federal and state tax money has proven to be successful in creating learners for the 21st century who can “think critically” and understand that America is wrong, we are killing the planet and their change from the cashier is correct. Yes their improved reading skills let them recognize that on the cash register. Please keep-throwing money at the problem under the guise of local control while the unions and the consultants with the next curriculum scams line up.

Thank you, for having the courage to keep federal judges from being appointed when you had the opportunity three years ago because you did not want to offend the minority party. I am confident they will show the same restraint while the debate on the floor of the Senate continues during the next Congress. Thank you again for the allowing, over the next four years, Supreme Court judges to be nominated, that will minimize the gains made by appointing judges who interpret the Constitution not create law from the bench.

Thank you, for making sure the “Fairness Doctrine” is back on the table. I am sure Republicans will be able to get their message out across the non-biased media coverage in this country. This past election was a shining example of how that will work in the future. Whatever you do, do not demand that Universities across the Country, that accept public funds, be required to provide both sides of an issue when inviting speakers on campus. You would be impeding on free speech and you certainly do not want be counter productive to all the appropriations already spent on early and secondary education. By the time they are at a University they are not aware there is another opinion.

Thank you, for putting the final nail in the coffin for private healthcare. If it were not for Republicans, taxpayers would not have the opportunity to pay for their own healthcare and anyone else’s who has the “Constitutional Right” to it. We all look forward to having our Country bankrupted even further and the quality of care diminished.

Thank you, for the continually diminishing property rights across the Country by supporting Heritage Sites, various organizations like the Chesapeake Bay Commission, the EPA and other federal agencies that do your dirty work under the guise of conservation. Your efforts to continually erode property rights while pretending you are preserving the future of our children’s heritage is brilliant (See critical thinkers of the 21st Century above).

Thank you, for continually pouring money into foreign countries and the United Nations. There outpouring of graciousness is quite frankly overwhelming. I truly wish we could give more.

And lastly thank you for all the wasted spending year in and year out. The fact that you kept spending, waste and fraud in check as you were elected to do is truly remarkable and a testament to the Republican philosophies you ran on to get elected.

There is not enough space to thank you enough. Actually I believe in 2006 and November 4, 2008, you were thanked the best you could have been. But, as in the last 10 years don’t sweat it. The American taxpayer will pay for your follies and burden generations to come. Truly, THANK YOU for everything you have accomplished.

An open letter to Sarah Palin,

Dear Sarah,

It's remarkable that hours after your selection as John McCain's running mate, people were refering to you as just that....Sarah. You touched so many Americans, especially American moms, showing us that yes we can.

So it broke my heart to see your comment today, gracious as it was, "If I cost McCain even one vote--I'm sorry." Let's face it, you did cost John McCain votes. You cost him the votes of men who hated you because you were smart, successful and a mother. Like the piece of work who commented to my sister that you were stupid and a b*****. But that he would f*** you because you were hot. My sister made sure to point out to this lovely piece of humanity that he had been drinking in a bar since 3pm and you were a governor--the most popular one in the country at that--of a state. So his opinion on anyone's intelligence, well we don't give a rip. He didn't vote for you. And I'm glad he didn't

There are the women who hate you because you are a mother. There are the women who hate you because you appear to have everything. There are the women who hate you because you allowed your non-typical son, Trig, to be born. Your motherhood was a slap in the face to them. And I'm glad they didn't vote with us.

On the other hand, I volunteered for McCain, because he selected you. The weekend of your selection, 10 million dollars were raised. Contributions up by 40%, volunteers coming out of the woodwork. You gave us hope, and we thank you for it.

I can't count how many people voted for McCain because of you. And how many people were excited to vote for you. There's a reason why Republican headquarters could sell bumper stickers with your name on them, but couldn't give away the just McCain ones.

People hate you because you are good. It's that simple. The rage and derangement directed at you rivaled George Bush. Both of you have firm convictions and you both hold to them. There's nothing wrong with that.

So the McCain Rinos will attack you through Newsweek. Have no fear. People walked away from Jesus Christ Himself, because they didn't like what He said. That's what happens when you live the truth. You were villified by Obama's own bloggers, and it wasn't because they were afraid you might bring down McCain's ticket. They saw the love that poured out for you at your rallies. And they know we are wrapping you in prayer now and will be waiting for you in 2012.

So thank you Sarah, and I do feel like I can call you Sarah. Thank you for speaking the truth. Thank you for living the truth. Thank you for your son Track, serving us all in Iraq. Thank you for your daughter Bristol, for her witness to life. Thank you for your daughter Willow, who's delight at her little brother spoke volumes of the love that encompasses your family. Thank you for your daughter Piper, and could she please return the hearts of red blooded Americans? Thank you for your precious little baby Trig, who, without words, spoke powerfully about the precious nature of each and every life. He gave a face to the thousands who's faces have been destroyed through abortion. Thank you for Todd, a sterling example of a true American man, strong enough to stand behind his remarkable woman and not feel threatened at all.

Thank you Sarah. Thank you for hope. Thank you for a reason to be excited to vote. Thank you for showing my little girls how to be a conservative lady.

Please come back to us soon.

Well so here we are. What next? I for one am not a defeatist. This isn't the end of the country, we're not like that. We survived a civil war, slavery, segregation, we can survive idiots. Not that the president-elect is an idiot, far from it. That's part of the problem. But the voting public is farly idiotic. Do they have a clue what they voted for?

Michelle Malkin has a list of what we need to begin to fight:
) Oppose the Democrats’ next stimulus boondoggle.
2) Oppose Obama’s windfall profits tax proposal.
3) Oppose new bailouts for states deep in debt.
4) Oppose new foreclosure prevention measures that will simply provide perverse incentives for borrowers to walk away and delay a needed market correction.
5) No more federal loan guarantees for corporations

I would add to that, NO FOCA. And I challenge the bishops to call out Congress. If that bill goes into law, then close down each and every Catholic hospital in the country. No ifs, ands or buts. This is a life and death issue, no more compromise.

Meanwhile the Muslim Brotherhood has accepted "America's apology." Umm, yeah, you run with that.

Well, well, well. Here I am. And I have a three year old screaming at me. Which would explain the failing to blog for the last year and a half. Three children is overwhelming. Three children and working with a husband who lives at work is too much. But now that Baba and Baby are older and Roroman is nearly a year old now, so I am beginning to figure this whole thing out. Oh and did I mention I'm homeschooling now too?

So the election. What can I say? This is the first year I have actually put my money where my mouth always has been and been actually working for McCain Palin. Simply because I wanted to be Sarah Palin when I grew up. Seriously, my goal was to become active in politics and run for president. I don't think that's the path I'll end up on now, but then again you never know.

I don't know how the election will go. I have handed it to God. I think McCain will do better than expected and I think he will win more actual votes. But I don't underestimate Acorn and the Dem's ability to steal anything. So we will see.

But this time I am really back.